Okay, you are sitting in a line of cars waiting to "free cycle" your old printers and PC equipment. You have been in this line for 45 minutes and you have at least another 30 minutes to go yet. It is sleeting out and you are snaking your way in s-curves through a large and very open parking lot waiting your turn to off-load your e-waste in an
environmentally friendly way ... all is going well until a little voice from the backseat announces ... "poop mama", "poop, poop, poop" ...
Do you:
A) Leave the line and find your child a nice bathroom to use and try to e-cycle again next year.
B) Leave child #2 and daddy in the car while you and child #1 hike across the icy parking lot to a port-a-potty (about a 20 minute walk with a toddler).
C) Tell them to hold it and hope they were kidding.
D) Pull out the handy-dandy Fisher Price "Potty on the Go" and set up camp in between the car seats in the back seat.
Obviously, we chose "D", otherwise this story wouldn't be
bloggable (is that even a word???). Yes, mommy wedged the
fold able potty chair with the plastic baggie wedged between the base and the snap on seat cover between the two car sets (barely fit), stripped Miss Madison down from the waist and hiked her up on the chair. Daddy helped by rolling down the window as our little car quickly began to smell like what I imagine the Port-A-Potty likely did.
Before Miss Madison was finished Miss Alyssa announced that she too would like to use the car potty ... wonderful ...
Two girls done, back in the car seats, one bag of waste tied shut and one
fold able potty chair returned to it handy carrying case and we were still 20 minutes away from the end of our line ... but we got the job done and are e-waste is now on its way to becoming something else, useful, rather than landfill ...
Thank you Fisher Price and daddy for handling window duty ...
Love & Hugs -
Amy